Galactic Hunter has posted a Q&A column by yours truly. We look at all sorts of crap.

If you like Final Fantasy titles on the PlayStation 2, boy are you in for a treat. The Magic Box posted six pages of photos and news on the game, showing a character name, loads of new scenarios, and a design aesthetic not unlike that of Final Fantasy X, so if you dug Yuna and Spira and all that crap, you're in for a treat.

Last Friday, we spotted the new Shadow edition of the Crimson Guards at Toys "R" Us here in Los Angeles. The set includes numerous ninja-themed accessories, removable helmets, and the same damn ethnicity and hair color on each and every figure. $19.99, of course, and it's supposedly the last (or second to last) one of these sets to be sold at Toys "R" Us.

Numerous sites are linking to images of Arm Bullet, a remolded and/or repainted Land Bullet, which was sold in the USA as Crumplezone. It looks different enough to grab your attention, but it doesn't look like a superior toy by any stretch of the imagination.

Target stores in the USA are currently clearing out old stock, and some stores-- not all-- marked down a number of items to 75% off last Thursday. A lot of stores are still plodding along, so if you're in the market for some cheap toys, do visit Target and be sure to scan anything interesting with an orange price sticker on it. You'll probably be glad you did, what with Playmobil dinosaurs, Star Wars Jedi Force, and other fine toys on extreme markdowns at some stores.

It's no secret that one of our all time favorite games in Final Fantasy VII. We tracked down the BanDai figures from Japan almost a year before the game hit the USA. We had a big section on our old, pre-16bit.com news page showcasing them. We played the living hell out of the game and bought the soundtrack and thought Cloud was just the coolest thing ever. (Remember, this is before absolutely every game featured a brooding pseudo-anti-hero.) While this paragraph is a wee bit narcissistic, it's important that we make sure you understand that Final Fantasy VII is an awesome video game, even though it's an old PlayStation title from 1997.

It looks like the bulk of the Fall 2005 offerings for Target stores will be split between two themes. One of which is already available in Germany, and it's Barbarians, a series of purple-hued pseudo-medieval sword and horse sets. The other? Magical Unicorn stuff. There are several pink sets with girls and horses with horns. So for fans of irony, you've got a lot to skip. The new Pals-- which we have not spotted yet-- reportedly include the Ghost Pirate (which we reviewed in its first release from Specials) so that should be a good batch of stuff.

The marvelous Microman Forever added a ton of new info and images. Happy stuff. There's a shot of an octopus armored figure, a sort of mermaid figure, new exclusives, and much more-- check out the news area and enjoy! Or rather, be frustrated that some of the finest toys will be some sort of book pack-in exclusive that you'll never see!

Redefining the term "mixed bag," Warner Bros. will be releasing the previous four Batman DVDs come October. The Digital Bits has the full scoop on Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, and Batman & Robin, which, of course, get progressively worse. The story has info on commentaries, featurettes, and more. Sadly, there's no MST3K commentaries on the latter two, which we feel would greatly improve sales for these items. Surely you agree.

In 2004, Hasbro showcased a set of repaints of the Car Robots/Robots in Disguise Build Team combiners (later sold all in yellow) in Constructicon Green and Purple as a Wal-Mart exclusive. Because, as their slide show indicated, "because YOU demanded it!" While we don't like being blamed for such things, it seems that the assumed cancelled exclusive has found an outlet, as the Hasbro panel stated at Comic-Con International last month-- HasbroToyShop.com. We are currently working to find out if these will be a shared exclusive like the direct-to-consumer Joes or an actual exclusive, but until then, you can see the fairly priced listings for them. Rather than selling them as a set, they come in pairs-- Longhaul & Hightower and Bonecrusher & Scavenger. This is the first of supposedly several such items that will be sold online in smaller quantities.

If you've had the fortune to have read the highly amusing and often superbly sharp web comics Roomies, It's Walky, or Shortpacked, you may be in for a huge treat. Creator David Willis is starting a new project, Joyce & Walky, based on the two characters which have permeated most of his projects so far. It's a fairly cheap micropayment system with free stuff on the site, and while we ordinarily don't plug such things, we're always willing to promote quality whenever possible, and the guy's stuff is usually fantastic. So go read it.

Over at Galactic Hunter, we posted a look at R2-D2, the electronic version of the classic droid that once again trots out the same old mold. Is he worth it? And does he really come with tons of sound effects from the original trilogy and not the latest film? Find out in today's review!

Last night at a LA area Toys "R" Us, we spotted two newish assortments. One was Superhero Showdown, this time in the form of individually carded figures. Each one has missile firing craziness, stands, and more... for $7.99 each, which is about the price of the far superior and significantly larger Marvel Legends toy line. Also shown were Marvel's Figure Factory, which we could not discover the price due to several destroyed price scanners and a lack of patience to tracking someone down to ask them. These are more or less blind boxed and we believe them to be in the sub-$10 range. Either way, happy hunting-- you've got options this coming season if you're a Marvel fan.

It seems that Takara wasn't content to merely reissue the original Galvatron toy this year-- they decided to retool the face, repaint it purple, and add a bunch of electronics! Japanese supersite Fan2Fan has pictures and the full scoop... he even has the Matrix!

Numerous, but not all, Target stores reset over the past few days. A number of clearance items remain, but it looks like there's a lot of space for Star Wars, no space for Joes, and a decent (but small) chunk of Transformers real estate. Should be good. Lots of new LEGO items, Playmobil stuff, and pretty much anything else you can expect to see are available, so start hunting. (And no, we haven't yet found a lot of NEW new stuff.)

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With American news on Zoids pretty much over and done with, you may be pleased to know that Tomy is not only supporting the toy line in Japan, but the video games as well. Zoids Saga: Legend of Arcadia will come out in Winter, so says The Magic Box. What will it be like, well, we don't know. But we hope it's good.

Hasbro's Fan Forum, hosted by the omniscient Vector Prime, had some more slow-pitch softball action today which you should check out. It's amusing.

TVShowsOnDVD.com has information on the upcoming three-disc, 13-episode box set of Family Guy. Not a bad deal, but read the article for the full scoop.

Because we are nothing if not completely shameless, the Star Wars Astromech Droid exclusives have been revealed (and are now up for sale) at Entertainment Earth. Click and buy them through here, and you support the site, and the guy who developed it along with Hasbro and EE and Lucasfilm, which would be me. So, click. You can buy them by the case, in packs of five, as a set of all 10, or as a big honking case of 50. There's also a bundle with the Holiday Jawas. I'm done pimping, but I'm pretty proud of these little guys.

By way of this press release at the Raving Toy Maniac, you can see the new exclusive 12-inch Collector's Club G.I. Joe exclusives. These include some otherwised unreleased 12-inch 40th Anniversary products, and if you're a 1/6 fiend, this is something you should probably check out as they are limited to 4,000 pieces per. Sure, there aren't any cool aliens or weird Yetis, but for fans of military this could indeed be neat stuff.

Color us shocked! While we love a good fan wank as much as the next guy, we were positively shocked and delighted to see the preview images of Superion in package at TFW2005. The gallery shows all six toys packaged and close-ups of the complete giant robot, which is a recolor of Sixwing which looks a lot like the original G1 Superion. For those keeping track, this leaves the USA Universe Micromasters team ratio at 3:1 in favor of Autobots over Decepticons.

DVDFile.com has reviewed The Muppet Show, the first season of which hits DVD in the USA next week. The price for the set is shaping up to be just under $30 at most stores, it's just a hair over a buck an episode plus features. We're interested, and you should be too.

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Last Friday, we sighted the Toys "R" Us Exclusive Heavy Assault Squad for $19.99 at an LA TRU. You get three greenshirts and three Joes (Snake Eyes, Roadblock, and someone else we can't read in our notes) with numerous accessories. It's a bit of a whimper for the Toys "R" Us exclusive Joe program to end on, but it was a great run and we hope fans worldwide will continue to enjoy Joes new and old on the secondary market and direct-to-consumer level... because they're still awesome. Have you seen that new HISS tank? Holy crap.

The TFW2005 Boards posted photos of three unique Arcee redecoes. It's assumed that one or all will be convention items, but this has yet to be confirmed. One is a black flaming motorcycle with tampographed flames. Another is more or less a seafoam Paradron Medic repaint with green energon bits. The third is essentially "Fire Guts Arcee." Robot modes were not revealed and it is unknown if we should expect new heads here.

The TFW2005 Site posted photos of three unique Arcee redecoes AND the newly revealed mystery Cyberjet in both robot and vehicle modes. Two of the Arcees have unpainted heads, leading some to speculate she may end up having a retooled noggin upon her eventual release, which is assumed to be as a convention exclusive.

Just when you think Hasbro couldn't find new ways to license out its core properties, two companies joined forces to launch G.I. Joe Swords, a future web store that will sell just that. Swords based on designs used by Snake Eyes and Stormshadow are both previewed, but wait, there's more! Another company, First4Figures, announced they got the Resin Statue license. First4Figures recently made a big splash by announcing and revealing its first two Transformers statues while their web site was beaten to death by the traffic caused by curious fans. Characters for the statues are presently unknown.

Fans of two shows should be pretty happy today, as the first volume of Thundercats and The Muppet Show are hitting DVD stores today. Both have lots of episodes of these old shows and should delight hardcore fans and to some extent, confuse everybody else.

Last night at a Los Angeles Toys "R" Us, we spotted two new deluxe toys from Cybertron. Red Alert is essentially a new version of the Armada toy of the same name, but different. Think Red Alert, downsized, and with less in the way of extras. It has a great transformation, good sculpt, and is in perfect scale with Armada Hot Shot and Optimus Prime in case you were wanting to make a little display of the three playable characters from the video game. Override is neat, but not as cool-- her robot mode actually kinda sucks, although the car mode is quite awesome. (I'm sure more than a few fans are thinking of Arcee customs.) While Red Alert is enough fun in both modes, Override is really just a superbly nifty car with great looking wheels and a rather clunky robot mode. Her transformation is partially automated, which is quite nifty. Odds are you'll end up buying both if you see them but if you're cutting corners, cut Override.

While we did not jot down prices, names, and item numbers due to time and our being technically late for work, we did see new Target exclusive (we assume) Playmobil items today.

TVShowsOnDVD.com has news of the release date for the second volume of Thundercats. It's this year, so you might as well go check out their brief story.

Yesterday at work, Hasbro emailed us and told us some exciting news-- this Fall, there would be two Transformers Cybertron Deluxe assortments shipping with DVDs with one episode of the series. Unfortunately, it's all the same DVD-- you get one episode, "Hidden." It is not currently known if there are any DVD-ROM extras or other goodies on the disc, but we're crossing our fingers for some toy commercials as those things are usually a hoot to watch.

It took a while, and while these are not direct rip-offs, BZ Power has a thread going on a new line of knock-offs. They're from a company called "Blocko," which should make a few Simpsons fans grin, and the page for the company in China is slow. Really slow. But check it out anyway.

TVShowsOnDVD.com has news of the release date for the second volume of Thundercats. It's this year, so you might as well go check out their brief story.

Over at Galactic Hunter, we posted a look at Anakin Skywalker, the third basic version from the movie and one that you can really knock the crap out of-- you can cut off his legs, change his head, and leave him for dead at the side of the volcano. Now, is it all really as cool as it sounds? Find out in today's review!

While they came and went pretty quickly, Entertainment Earth received three new Cybertron toys. Mudflap, Dark Scorponok, and Leobreaker all ship at one per case in their respective assortments, but as the line is still relatively new this means they shouldn't be too difficult to get in the long run.

For fans of the old Uncle Scrooge comics or kids that watched a lot of Disney TV animation, TVShowsOnDVD.com has some great preliminary news on an upcoming three-disc set based on the former cornerstone of "The Disney Afternoon," DuckTales. We're quite excited. Read on for more!

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Legendary Transformers scribe Simon Furman penned a brief tale on the final days of G2 and the first days of the Beast Wars for a UK convention... and now you can read it online! Or print it out and read it on the crapper, which is what we plan to do.

TVShowsOnDVD.com posted an as of yet unconfirmed episode list for the upcoming three-disc box of DuckTales. Interesting is a notable absence-- the first five episodes which comprised "Treasure of the Golden Suns" are NOT there. Boooo.

VICTORY! LEGO has decided to import the Bionicle-compatible Vikings line to the USA and Canada as a Toys "R" Us exclusive. Read more at BZPower.

For starters: Some, if not all, Toys "R" Us stores are having a big "green tag" sale which includes a heck of a lot of Xevoz. We've personally spotted Shadow Blade vs. Bone Cutter sets for $3.48, various Basics for $2.49, and some deluxe sized figures for who the heck knows because the stupid barcode won't scan. It stands to reason that the likes of the two TRU exclusive sets are about $3.50 as well. So after Toys "R" Us blows out their stuff, all that's left are stragglers at Kmart and (possibly new) clearance stock at Kay-Bee... and some stuff at online merchants!

TransformersClub.com posted the fifth figure in the seven figure box set, and it was only mildly a surprise-- Deathsaurus. It's basically Gigatron (aka Robots in Disguise Megatron) but with new colors and a new head. As a fairly obscure fan wank, it's pretty interesting, but the head doesn't evoke the very typical late 1980's aesthetic sported by the original which was never released in the USA. And this new version isn't a "breastforce" figure either.

Follow-up from yesterday-- it seems Toys "R" Us stores are now down to 50% off green tagged items, which include Xevoz and Zoids and what have you. We saw the TRU Exclusives for about $3.50 a pop, and we have to say we think they're worth it. As we're suckers.

A bunch of Nintendo tidbits were posted at Gamespot, the most notable and disappointing was that the new GameCube Zelda title won't hit until 2006. The good news, though, is that the GameBoy Advance SP is getting a $20 price cut and the GameBoy Micro is coming out on August 21. There's more, of course, so you should read it.

Last week, Entertainment Earth received Leobreaker, Dark Scorponok, and Mudflap. Last night, a LA-area Wal-Mart received Dark Scorponok, meaning he's there for the taking. (We did not yet buy it due to the $27 price tag.) It looks spiffy, and those who have not yet bought the Energon version would be well served to snag this one.

When you release nearly 70 figures in less than a year, you're going to have some hits... and you're going to have some turkeys. And to General Grievous (Exploding Body), we say "gobble, gobble." He's super white clean. His legs bend over when he stands up because the plastic is weak. And what's with that cloak? With so many Grievouses... er... Grievances... or... Grevii on the market today, you may no doubt think "I should be the best ones I can!" And good for you. Read more in today's review!

Well, Hasbro released some new news today to stores, some of which we have up, the rest we're getting up at Entertainment Earth. The biggest news was that a whopping THREE all-new "lost" Transformers Universe toys are up for order. Transformers Universe Ultra Assortment 7 contains the lost Devastator made off of a modified (repainted) Build Team as well as Repugnus & Overbite, a repainted Fuzors Buzzclaw and Beast Wars II Hellscream, respectively. The latter has us giddy to see again because it's a great set. And if you click through here to get it, hey, you're supporting the site and our employment.

The last series of Playmobil Pals came and went pretty quick from Target stores in the USA, and this makes us extra happy to see them again at Toys "R" Us stores for the same price, a paltry $1.99. Highlights include The Mummy, and of course The Black Belt. Another great figure (that we just bought two days ago at TRU) was a formerly Europe-only store exclusive pirate, so if you're like us, you may wish to go get it before some other collector realizes it's out there!

In the USA, we'll be getting the new GameBoy Micro in black and silver. They're getting that in Japan, and also getting blue and pink. The full details on the hardware and some software can be read over at The Magic Box.

For starters, the folks behind Botcon updated their convention preview! (That's good!) They decided to post that they would add all seven figures, and the box, for the convention boxed set shortly. (Huzzah!) And to prepare for this, they removed each and every single figure preview that was up previously. (Baffling.)

At my day job, we're clearing out old stock-- you can Shop Entertainment Earth for clearance stuff. There's a big banner with about 500 items on markdown as low as a buck, and there's a few good deals on some formerly high-dollar busts that are actually going lower than the best eBay closeouts I've seen. And some other items aren't quite as cheap. But if you're bored, go look it over and you can probabl find a few items so cheap you'll go "dammit, I'm out five bucks!" and then you'd fork over the five bucks. Lots of one lefts, lots of old stock, a little bit of newer stuff. Overall, not a bad chunk of junk.

Galactic Hunter has posted a Q&A column by yours truly. We look at all sorts of crap.

As surprises are fewer and fewer these days, this auction for an unknown Mini-Con should get your attention. It's a translucent pink aircraft with two opaque blue marble-shooter missiles. Is it the girl who loved Powerglide? Or just some random transforming test toy we'll never see in stores? We don't know, but we expect it to be part of Wave 2 of the upcoming Cybertron Mini-Con assortments later this or early next year.

Our move to a more complete Xevoz section marches on with timely updates to all of our checklists, including the Xevoz Power Glyph Checklist! Now featuring hundreds of the most disposable parts of your favorite parts-swappable action figures, this checklist has the names and numbers of every Glyph produced by Hasbro, right down to all the errors in numbering. Did you know that They're NS-14 and no NS-13? Do you care? Of course not. But you can see all of this crap in the Xevoz Power Glyph Checklist!

Who's up for a painful trip down memory lane? Back in the late 1980's, there was a show called "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show" with live action and animated components featuring the two plumbers of what may well be the best-known and most-loved game series in history. On Fridays, the Mario shorts were replaced with The Legend of Zelda, based on a video game with significantly more room for storytelling but not quite as large a fanbase-- or so we thought. TVShowsOnDVD.com has the horrible, horrible cover art and full press release for this upcoming title which will take you back to the days where playing top-down blocky games was considered state-of-the-art and TV animation could be both horrendous and something you waited for with a significant amount of glee. But seriously, have you seen the cover art? Does this not remind you of some of the second-rate envelope art that appeared in (and most likely still appears in) Nintendo Power magazine?

There are few instruments named after their inventors, and one of the most recent (and best known) examples of such an occurrence is-- or was-- Bob Moog, the guy responsible for the Minimoog and countless other synths to bear his name. He died of brain cancer recently, and was 71. Read more at the BBC or CNN. For the uninitiated, the Moog instruments were often a big part of many great bands from the 1960s and 1990s, so if you're old or a hipster, the significance of this mad genius' passing will no doubt strike a chord. (Sorry for the pun.)

If you like villainous fan wanks, man, is today your day! Two of the heavy hitters from the original Generation One series as well as Beast Wars are in the news today.

Woo-hoo! Gamespot added a giant story with Nintendo's plans for most of the rest of the year, which includes the oft-delayed Metroid Prime: Hunters for Nintendo DS. Which has been delayed until 2006. Mario Kart and a number of other games are listed, like Metroid Prime Pinball (with vibrating cartridge) and a lot of other titles that slipped by us in the past. Do check it out. As cheesy as it sounds, the screenshots for this new Metroid Pinball are nifty.

As always, full disclosure for the plug: we work at Entertainment Earth by day. We added some new items to the site recently in the midst of the wacky crazy clearance sale, like the new Cobra HISS-- the fancy pants new one shown at the recent Joe convention and San Diego. It's available individually or in a collector-friendly and slightly cheaper half case. Buy it through the link and support the site, blah blah blah.

It's beginning to look like a great time to be an American fan of the robots in disguise. Fan2Fan has a massive update with lots of new tidbits and new images of new products. In Japan, it seems Galvatron will be a limited edition repaint. There's also some very spiffy pictures of Soundwave and his little sidekick, Killer Condor. And there's Binaltech Asterisk figures, the Star Convoy reissue (with new deco), Chromia White Version, and a heck of a lot of other things. Oh, don't miss Soundwave.

So it's a slow day. TVShowsOnDVD.com has box art and more info on the upcoming second volume of Thundercats on DVD.

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Because Nintendo likes to torture foreigners with ridiculously cool limited GameBoys, there's going to be a Famicom II Faceplate for GameBoy Micro. See it at The Magic Box and please tell us where one can find one to buy.

The fine folks at Newsarama added five preview pages of the new IDW Transformers book-- check it out!

If you get the 4KidsTV animated package in your market-- and if you live in the USA, you probably do-- you can see the new Joe show this weekend! It should be on Saturday, unless your local affiliate is doing something funky, which is not uncommon. So, check your local listings for the preview!

Ah yes, the shameless plugging continues. 101 items (no, that's the actual number) were added to Entertainment Earth's big wacky toy clearance sale, as well as the latest assortments of Revenge of the Sith. So if you want a 501st Tactical Ops Trooper at 3 per case, or if you want 12 Star Wars Figures for $39.90, you're in luck. As always, just click the giant sale banner and see what's cooking. Sale ends September 5th, I think, blah blah blah. For you fans of all things Bundy, there's also a deal on the Kelly Bundy Maquette-- $49.00 even. Not bad! Statue and bust fans, if you've ever said "man, that's cool, but I'd buy that for half the price" then let me reiterate: there are some very good deals to be had here. And some not so great deals. But there are good deals.

Remy at TFKenkon has a preview gallery showcasing the Japanese Galaxy Force EX Collection-- Legends of Cybertron in the USA. The Japanese versions are on modified US packaging with what appear to be superior paint ops. Take a look, but the price probably won't appeal to many but the most import-happy.

IGN.com has images and info on the Play-Yan Micro, a new doohickey that's really an old doohickey that lets you watch music and videos on your GameBoy Advance, or Micro, or whatever. Read more.

TVShowsOnDVD.com has info on what you get on the upcoming Beavis & Butt-Head Volume 1 DVD set. 40 shorts, 11 videos, "director's cut" episodes, and other tantalizing tidbits are listed, which you may as well check out.

Proving the importance of novelty music once again, it appears that someone dug up an old Dr. Demento show where John Landis, director of The Blues Brothers, brought three songs ultimately cut from the classic film The Blues Brothers which have pretty much faded away into obscurity. The Digital Bits has them up as part of their DVD review of the new 25th Anniversary DVD of the movie, in MP3 format. Check 'em out!

Item: Nintendo has delayed Metroid Prime Hunters for Nintendo DS. This title was available as a free demo with the 2004 launch of the system. Now Nintendo through this Gamespot article confirms that the game was delayed so it could incorporate wi-fi online play-- so if you have a hotspot, you can take Samus online. While we are not fans of delays, we are big fans of incorporating zany multiplayer extras... especially if it doesn't involve a pay-per-play service. Which, well, it doesn't say.

Who doesn't love shameless plugs disguised as filler content? I know I do. Yesterday at work, we added some more "Trooper Discounts" on G.I. Joe items-- the new DTC items. So if you're the kind of person that prefers their Cobra troops in the dozens, have we got some deals for you!

Today at work I got a box of some nifty samples to peruse. One of which I'm going to waste your time telling you about. I got sent a movie edition General Lee from The Dukes of Hazzard, a show I didn't care for as a kid and a movie I didn't bother to see as of right now. The toy itself was actually pretty cool-- headlights light up green (??) when it goes forward, the red lights in the back light up when you reverse, and it's pretty durable for a plastic toy. How durable? I slammed it head on into a metal table leg-- a solid one-- and all that happened was that the label fell off. Durable stuff. It came from 21st Century Toys, but has some other imprint on the box I can't seem to find at the moment. The windows were solid black, the deco was pretty great, except that the roof of the car actually had the words "General Lee" on either side of the confederate flag. I'm not sure if this is authentic or not, but the toy seems to be fun enough to warrant your attention. Since I don't have the actual info on how to get one or see images if you're so inclined, you're SOL until I look at the box again on Monday. I don't remember the price either. (Hey, I was testing it. Phase I involves a lot of intensive research. And Google searching ain't helping me here.)

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So the cats at TFans have many shots of the new Galaxy Force Soundwave's box. The great thing about it is that it shows how most of the wacky features work, and really, when you're dealing with Soundwave, that's what you want to know. Aside from how they turn a character known and remembered for being a cassette player (and lamppost) into something new. Check it out.

It's Monday, and you know what that means-- right, filler. The sequel to Katamari Damacy comes out September 20 and it's called We Love Katamari, minus the word "love" and instead having a little heart. Awwww. We're looking forward to the new Playstation 2 game, and you should be, too. If you haven't already read them, GameSpot has impressions of the Japanese import.

Today at Galactic Hunter, we look at one of Kmart's two exclusive Battle Packs. The Jedi Temple Assault set is the one that doesn't suck. In today's review, we look at this five figure set, which contains Darth Vader, a Clone Pilot, and three unique-to-this-set Tactical Ops Clone Troopers... and these are the reasons you'll buy this set. We're not being cute here, these three Clones will sell you this set.

Woody Allen made a joke in Annie Hall that went something like this: two old women are sitting at a fancy Catskills resort. One says "The food here is terrible!" And the other one says "Yeah, and such small portions!" As you may have guessed, this means Transformers Cybertron is already departing from the airwaves according to numerous sources. It won't be on through September and there's no known target date for its return. The show will continue to air in Canada on YTV, it will be released on DVD (some episodes, at least), and Hasbro claims there will be an option to watch episodes online. What does the future hold for the Beast Planet, plucky little Jolt, and the many hordes of freedom fighters throughout the galaxy? Well, we don't freaking know, because they decided they aren't going to tell us! (Not in the USA anyway.)

Internet industry mag Video Business has a story with a headline that will no doubt grab your attention-- Fox Releases Sith On DVD Only. Fans of VHS seem to be out of luck, and this is just one of many movies this year skipping the classic Betamax basher. If you would like to know the reasons for Sith, Sin City, and Batman Begins passing VHS by for more digital pastures, read on!

Adam Carolla's people called me at work today asking if I was someone or I knew someone that wanted to be on his late-night Comedy Central show, Too Late with Adam Carolla, so I'm passing the buck to you guys. If you're in or near Hollywood, Lexi would like to hear from you! Send her an email to adamcarolla@hotmail.com and let her know you collect toys... if you're one of the people who can make us look good as a demographic. We're counting on you. And no, I forgot to ask if it pays, but feel free to do so yourself if you send her a message, and also feel free to let us know if you make it on the show and we'll tell our vast readership of seventeen people that they should be on the lookout for you on late-night TV.

We were on the horn yesterday morning with the fine folks of McFarlane Toys and found out something that was announced but that we totally missed-- apparently all the Napoleon toys are going to have voice chips!

Those interested in 1970s muscle cars, Wheeljack, and things that are green should check out this auction. The toy is a presently unnamed (and unannounced) toy seemingly designed for Cybertron and according to numerous rumors, could be one of many USA exclusive molds.

Confirmed by the Satellite News, the official Mystery Science Theater 3000 web site, the next set of DVD episodes! The new additions: Phantom Planet, Hobgoblins, Monster A-Go-Go (with Circus on Ice short), and The Dead Talk Back (with The Selling Wizard short.) More at Satellite News.

...in Japan. NCS is taking preorders with what appears to be a photo of the toy and I'm not entirely sure which one it is as I'm a little behind on the latest and greatest out of Tomy at the moment. (Not seeing lots of new photos, you know.) It appears to be a dragon/bird/dinosaur thing, and the GameCube import game and toy cost $65.

Also at NCS: images and preorders for a bunch of Japanese NES/Famicom miscellany. This page has the listings and images and on the whole it looks pretty neat, although larger images would have been nice. Apparently the keychains feature pixel characters from old Nintendo games, and feature special NES sound effects. How nifty is that?